But for any guy hoping that the sizzling details of my sordid past will inspire you to lock the bathroom door and do it to it with your sisters moisturising lotion youll be gravely disappointed. But we have made it, and we stand here together, today, in defiance of the odds, in unity. And finally, girls need to get the hint that guys dont get their hints. This is a joke, right? Thats a feral cat if Ive ever seen one. (Pause.) He calls them big ideas. If he brings one up, its best to just agree with him, no matter how absurd it sounds. Why do you get to be a stud if you bang me, but Im an easy fuck oven if I have sex with anyone else? Ive accepted it, theres nothing I can do for you. Genre: Comedic ? And I would be, like, Why are you so obsessed with me? So then my birthday was an all-girls pool party and I was like, I cant invite you, Janis, because I think youre a lesbian. It was the course of governments that led to the most destructive weapon ever conceived, but it was the people who paid the price. That got covered in a hard crust of ash so you could pour in plaster and fill the shape theyd left behind, the moment they suffocated and died. You want something that fits you! I saw you from across the street, and I just gotta say, I love your Halloween costume! Just like the others. Girls take off their clothes for me. Really? Im sorry for many things. Gender: Any Great. I gotta be 16, and thats in seven months. Its not funny! Where are you going? (beat) If you dont want to get eaten, why did you climb into my cave in the first place? If they do come from a play or book, always read it for the larger context. And its very cold in space-brrrr! Genre: Dramatic No! Im totally pumped. Not until I met Milton Greene. No matter how hard it is for me to admit, because I love my life. Yeah, I played hockey. There was a ship, Supposed I stopped caring? Thank you for always being there for me. But teens? And I was always the one to clean up the mess. When I, thy three hours wife, have mangled it? Jesus Christ, you know, I came to your house last year and your dad was there, and I know he hates my guts, he always has, and hes like She is where she is. (Hysterical laughter) Sorry? Tomorrow we will talk about the dangers left behind by the past inhabitants of this planet, and their sonic weapons of torture. (Elevator doors open. When I started middle school, I was bullied for my fascination with insects. (To himself) Jesus . I cant even remember what it was over, but things got pretty heated. By: Sophie S., Texas, USA, Age 16 Will you help me? That thing is not meant to be indoors or near people. I mean out of all ten thousand bird species, why am I one of the 60 that cant fly? Once upon a time, that is. No. Genre: Comedic. But of course, he will never admit that. Ok, where to start? They may be used for auditions, performed in educational settings, used in school and community theatre performances, and video-taped. Ive been sleeping in my swimsuit. For Lunch? And I keep thinking, if I had, would it have been different? I mean, look at it. Now, put your feet at right angles and spread them, bending your legs into a comfortable en garde position. But when I try and do something to fix this place, Im dismissed. Best I just keep chewing on my gum. In fact, I think its a really, really, really excellent thing. By: Marina Paul, Age 15, Utah USA (exhales) Starting now. You ever tangled with a cat before? And she tried to play the same Im a liar. The sessions almost over? Still not going to pay, huh?(Starts playing the flute. (Sweetly) Point to the right direction she would say. (beat) No, I do not stroke it with one hand while laughing madly. A week later, she still has a lot to say about it. Description: Rudolphs brother tells him not to forget where he is from. I dont think we should see each other anymore, and it makes me feel stupid and pathetic to get a picture of your dick that I know was meant for someone else, and you didnt even bother to explain, because I made you think that you dont have to explain. I probably look like one of Jacks hunters with all this dirt. New York always seemed nice too I guess, but now that Im here, theres too many people, and its crowded everywhere I go. I dont know which way to go, and this forest is so creepy and full of shadows! My cat can no longer taste the difference between rehydrated tuna, which he loved back on Earth, and rehydrated citrus which he would never touch back on Earth. Itll wash right off, and you can win a Starbucks gift card, they said. Do you REALLY want those back? Third Place Winner! We used to be best friends. Jason! Every time the doorbell rings, Im scared to answer for fear of bad news. And if they dont feel pretty, why should anyone else feel pretty? Teen Audition Monologues for ages 13-18 Fried by Debbie Labedman (Comedic, Girl or Boy) ( MO has just returned from spending the entire day at the beach. What the hell is so great about Cassandra anyway? Gender: Male Well, except for the fact Im scared. I pretend Im flying for hours when Im up there. I know you said Nene neglected you, but she was a single mother with three girls, and she couldnt afford all the things you wanted. So we decided to make a model that showed what it looked like during the eruption. There, I said it. Mostly, I want wings so that I could take flight. The doorbell never rang, and my app told me that it arrived. Sounds like a great guy. Gender: Any You cant live a life, if youre not willing to live it. By: Ava Reis, Age 12, St. Louis, MO, USA He said that because I signed over my rights, I have limited input on how my story is told. Dont worry. He said, Sweetie Ive enrolled you in college. Hes coming to pick me up this weekend in his Camaro. You know what? 1. Until you realize youre alone. Me? I mean whatever. Yes, this is an emergency. Gender:Any (For male character, change the name.) By: Avani Ingole, Age 14, New Jersey USA (Taps pencil on his head) Hey Jason, the house is quiet without you here. Im Cathy. After that meeting, she left and I was moved to a different section of the building, and united with you, the one that had brought her joy for so many years. I think she realized it wasnt gonna save her, she must have, she wasnt dumb. Its your first day of senior year and you still dont know what it is youre doing but you go with it anyway. It seemed okay, but I slept through the night on the train and had no choice but to get off when the train stopped in New York. Right away, dad offered to get out his old trumpet. I work hard to be utterly ordinary. (Apply red lipstick.) Cory: I saw Georges horrified expression as I was falling. Will you absolutely swear? Gender: Female, but can be changed Yes, I know that I can have salad instead, and salad is only 200 calories. I understand that its like the second class of the year and you want to form a relationship with your new students or whatever, but not like that. At first, I didnt know what to do. If you dont see one you like, keep checking back! I didnt know what to do! I am here. It was that kinda, doe-eyed, sloppy lie you tell when youve got cherry marmalade in your heart about a guy. He wouldnt have left me. What are you trying to do? How would you like to purchase some cookies to benefit the Campfire Girls of America? She smiled, Now fly, my little bluebird! To my brother she said Youre going to take her.. This is false advertisement, and I will not, no, CAN not stand for it! And this pelo! Description: In a world where everyone has gone missing, one teen remains, imagining that he/she is a radio show host. (Actor mimes getting into the elevator, pushing the button, and having the elevator start up and then lurch to a stop.) (Angrily) And you want to know why we lost, Jack? From your Love, I got rid of them all, every last one! Please staunch your profuse bleeding and proceed directly there. Well, I appreciate you listening to me, Mrs. G. I really want to make sure this year is different. But if you believed in God if you believed in the Bible, then youd know it had all got to end like in the Book of Revelations. But I had my words! Theyre supposed to be fun, for the whole family. Last night, I had a dream. Can you adjust it so we cant just see your mouth? We are not a cult. Maybe if I tell you about all the things we did, and who we used to be together, youd remember. I eventually got medicine for it. Genre: Comedy. Its you. Youre supposed to be my best friend! Youve got the book, the film, the stage production and of course the merchandise. They told me to give you away, but I refused. You could call my life with your phone and it would say something like, youre on hold. Is it just me, or do you feel this way too? I was only 18 at the time. Im sorry for that. Gender: Any 44 hours, 36 minutes, and 507 seconds ago. Really? And it struck me like lightning. Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, neither myself and nor my company, nor pasta had nothing to do with the untimely death of my wife. I hate every part of me. I dont even want to be the fairest of them all. Sometimes you have to move on. Did I do something wrong? UH! Second Place Winner! Let me tell ya, big mistake. The voices of the two gunmen made my skin crawl. The ocean is a scary place and a childs imagination is even scarier. (Pause.) Watch a video performance of this monologue here. I know thats weird to say now that shes dead, but everyone was talking about me, laughing at me, and making fun of me. Description: Exclamation Point is upset about Comma, who talks too much. Description: A young girl seeks help from a therapist about her fear of going outside. He was watching me while I slept! So, when she asked me, I went on and told her the truth. I wish I was scared of the dark. (Sits down and takes a breath, places hands on lap.) Dangit. Especially since they have tamed me into a protector. Oh, why did I even sign up for this class? This fascination earned me the nickname Roach Girl after I caught a roach during class. Fourteen year old Lloyd has recently moved with his mother and sister to the city. Shes going to announce to everyone that Ive failed. Alright. Seriously. Two of the fairest stars in all the heaven, What is that? This is why there are a ton of scratches on my body. There were about ten, no, about twenty ferocious street cats staring me down. Boss, Im sorry but its not only my fault! You thought I was bad before? Well, I guess theres one thing that I really do need to talk about. Is that what you see? I also compare myself to other girls, a lot. No, I loved dinner. Come, come, look out this window here. I mean naturally, Im a worry-free person. Those baseballs come at you over 80 mph! Wooo everyone goes insane. Your response still lingers in my mind, your smile. Ive been waiting for Jordan to ask me out for like my whole life. I told him I did too. To drive the boat and to make new memories. I got the kids to go to bed, only a couple hours after their bedtime, and I supervised when they cooked my dinner so. I remember drinking chocolate milk while she drank coffee. We havent talked in a long while, and I thought about not sending this, but we swore to be friends for life, and I am keeping my promise. Do you know how embarrassing that would be? (stops pacing) Oh, I know! Yeah, Ill admit it. Its been six months since you left me, but it feels like an eternity. Okayonce upon a time, there were three sisters, just like yall. I think myself out. And if something as simple as that can keep going, Ill tell myself I can too. (Looks for the wand.) Who nutted out the area bombing in Germany? There. We need you. Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon. . I havent heard that in so long. Watch a video performance of this monologue here! No way! or Im lactose intolerant, I cant eat ice cream! and even How is ice cream going to help my grades? But we showed them! (Sighs, head in hands.) I am nothing. Genre: Comedic I finally fought back. Please come back and fix everything. Oh, I have to turn it off. I cant take it anymore, Im tired. My door has a knob instead of a handle! I, Exclamation Point have finally found something NOT to be excited about. Youre so kind and supportive of me. Ooh! Well I didnt say those words. I think thats about it. Look at the sky now. THEYRE COMING FOR US! Theres a train that comes out under the tunnel behind the bowling alley every day at 4:00. Yeah, Angela deserved the award. I remember seeing stars. Give it a rest. She said he was gruff and that it probably wouldnt last long. By: Amber Rothberg, Massachusetts, USA Age 13 Ill be right back. But if it doesnt, I can add in some of the confidential ingredients. The children of my day were civil hand-raisers who knew how to address their masters. Ester: No rest for the wicked. Before you know it, everyone is asking where they can get a piece. My mother is the Goddess of Harvest, so she makes all the flowers grow and that sort of thing. We were driving along laughing and joking. How did we get here? She like walked to the edge of the roof, you could see her standing there. Gender: Any Justfor fun. For years now Ive played the lottery. I cant believe this; Im locked out again. DEAR HEAVEN ABOVE, IVE GONE BLIND! (Beat.) Description: A bookkeeper from a town stuck in time, welcomes a guest to her library. An example of data being processed may be a unique identifier stored in a cookie. GET BACK, FEATHERED FIENDS, GET BACK! Its just that everywhere, all around me, all I see is dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead! Right now! I stood up and gave him a hug, trying to look put together. What was I talking about Oh yeah, people ask what my biggest flaw is I guess Im just too strong. Genre:Dramatic Jeanine whats wrong with you? Ill just be sitting there in class, and my brain will start creating a story, and Ill feel like I have to draw the characters. So, whew. Still, Middle School should be written off as neutral. I hear his truck roll up, and the crunch of gravel under his feet. By: Anastasia G., Vancouver, BC, Age 13 Those crocs? I thought it was okay, though. Sometimes, stuff gets swept away, you know. Genre: Dramatic, Youre stronger than I thought you were.. Theyre the bad guys! Seriously, yours puts mine to shame. Seven days of playing with whatever I wanted and eating cookies and milk for every mealnow thats a vacation! NO. This revolutionary step in the world of pasta will forever unite the Australians and the Italians, with a cuisine that will outlast societies. Your trophies are all dusty. She only got up to six hundred something, before she (looks for word) went. I was practically shaking as I walked down the aisle Oh Charlie. First Place Winner So, tell me is the darkness safe or dangerous? Though, come to think of it, yesterday was also my 21st birthday. Without Milton, I would never have escaped to New York. She takes me to a world where awkward moments dont exist and jealousy is something to joke about and fights never happen (and if they do I dont remember them). But then I realized that tears were overflowing from her eyes. (awkward silence) Whatever, you can still come to my Halloween Party. After I saw that, I kept picturing him in my imagination, frozen. I mean, right? (giggles) Youll have to tell me where you got your costume, so I can win next year. Tips on Finding Monologues for Auditions: Choose the Type of Monologue That Suits Your Character Type: Consider your age, gender, and the type of characters you excel at portraying. I would get a job. Give her the choice. When I think of the dearness of you, Peter. Walk, walk, walk and cupcake hands and left foot, two steps right foot, two steps and (pauses) Shoot! No more will we head back to class after lunch feeling tired and sad because this is no longer St Margarets School for girls but St Janes School for Ice Cream! As soon as I got home, I ran over the bowling alley and climbed up onto the top of the tunnel. First Place Winner! He gave me some yogurt. How about you try learning Spanish and moving to a Spanish speaking school. Youve got your mommas disco ball eyes! I didnt want her disco ball eyes! We could cause a power outage! With his symbolic helmet numbered 451 on his stolid head, and his eyes all orange flame with the thought of what came next, he flicked the igniter and the house jumped up in a gorging fire that burned the evening sky red and yellow and black. If you were to choose to go back, back to when we were young, back to when your hopes were still present and your whole future lay ahead, would you do it? What if he thinks Im weird for liking him? Yeah, you do. Maybe, just maybe, if I could find happiness in people and experiences, rather than clothes and looks, I would wake up and look forward to picking an outfit every day. Genre: Comedic. Terrible. By: Rebecca S., Indianapolis, Indiana, USA, Age 17 Why should I have to see that word, over and over again? It is more of a spoken word piece than a monologue, so feel free to use creative movement, music, or multi-media in your performance. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. Back when I was, you know, alive? That place was crazy; it was like a 24/7 dogfight. So, tell me whats your name? The next thing you know, I found myself here, inside this chilly, dark, and ominous-looking structure. Ohis that the new neighbor from next door? I felt a sharp pain in my thigh, it took me a second before I had even fully realized what happened. Jimmy is 16. Here, she tries desperately to get her sister to agree to drive them. And I think you all know I throw a killer party. Description: A girl tries to persuade her best friend to release a feral cat Hannah had captured. Description: Dean goes full populist in his bid for Class President. Do you need a glass of water? She always knew what I needed. I just. He answers that he does not want money from people. (looks in the rearview mirror, scared, and then yells in frustration) Oh no. I have dreams. By: Masha, Age 14, Switzerland Im legit doing more work in the Spanish class that Im just taking for extra credit than the class I want to focus my whole life on. But I really like the porn sites. Description: The protagonist is mad at their best friend and tries to give them the silent treatment. Those are bad for me. To read the extended version visit the authors website here: Romeo and Juliet (by William Shakespeare). There is barely any left from last time! It was more like a hangout spot for him and his friends. Oh yes, my nose would finally be able to smell the sweet scent of roses. I didnt see you there. Gender: Female Because when were at the movies, and its too loud, I cant leave because its loud for everyone. And I cant buy candy with my own money because its unfair even though everyone else is eating popcorn that you bought for them, but I cant stand the texture of popcorn. I like learning that deep in my bones is a code that belongs to me and only me. Hurry! One was a mild antibiotic that was shown to reduce the effects of aging. We want this page to be the best resource on the internet for monologues for teens. Everyonell be dead. (pause) What do I feel? This man comes down the outside of the building every week to wash it. Even if I was pretty, how much does a pretty face matter when its covered by a sheet? Gender: Male or Female I know I`m young, I cant talk a lot of English, Pero yo entiendo, but I can understand it. Tip; if you dont want to become a dragons lunch, then I recommend you dont waltz into their home. By: Lilly Johnson, Age 13, Missouri, USA Its minus two hundred and seventy degrees Celsius! Get the T-shirt. (to self) I knew this would happen! Gender: Female I guess kids never really get to know their parents. Manage Settings DONT FORGET! Description: A dramatic Hispanic girl complains about her ex-boyfriend to her new best friend. Think. By: Kathryn McAllister, Age 12, Minnesota, USA Gender: Female You know what, Im done with the jokes, and I wont take them anymore. Were going with Aladdin rubbing a magic lamp to summon you instead, says Bob. In my mind, his eyes are open and he is reaching out. Monday the 26th of April. First Place Winner! Like kids have been doing for years. Genre: Dramatic. Second Place Winner! Its OK Christopher. I woke up that night, faces looking down at me. Description: Someone is lost on their way home after making an impulsive decision to take a different route through the forest. I stayed in LA. Yes, Kimmel and Becket on 55th. You were a princess, and I was a talking slug. And that matters. You aint never done nothing but hold me back. When you hear it from them, it it doesnt matter as much. Nothing on his face, like it was incapable of emotion. But she doesnt even deserve my yelling. I should be over that Prince Royce-wanna-be by now. We all need to accept who we are, like that Miss Strawberry chic. You dont actually listen. Hes gorgeous, hes adorable, heshesI cant keep doing this to myself! So much and I would do almost anything to get back to it all. Oh. And the fact that no two are the same says a lot. I wanted to follow them, so I could find a way out, but they would always lead me back to that same door. Dont blink. Text Ensemble 101 Breakups 69 Ah, ah the fire! Hed miss my game and apologize later. Im running out of air. Description: A Look into my Mirror It simply didn't exist until now. I have a family to feed you know. Listens to someone in the audience.) I dont know what I ever found in that guy. Press Esc to cancel. Not great. Description: An ice cream flavor is having an identity crisis. Or when the lights are out and someone yells for your name, and youre black, and everyone is like where did you go, it so dark I cant see you. One day though, Im gonna fly. A monologue from the play by Kristen Doherty . For crying out loud, I sob when I see our favorite books at the library, or those frogs at the zoo we used to like. But now everybody knows about me because of Aladdin. It helps me fall asleepthe sound of you singing your heart out. The cool girls at OUR SCHOOL are playing Dungeons and Dragons! Since returning home, Ive dropped eggs, the family dog Ive even dropped a mic, not on purpose though. I guess Ill just turn it in. Alright, now youll want to take a step forward, then dart out like a majestic scorpion of the Sahara! Im so sorry! I remember her telling me, right before she died, that she will always be with me, watching over me like the moon. That were just a little minute in the life? You were too busy running around with guys that only stuck around for one reason and one reason only. Where the jonquils and the crocus and the violets grow down the slopes. Silly old me. (sighs) I dont know if I can ever forget what she did. We were all in it. The other one was a chemical that has been shown to bring people back to life. In my mouth!!! Over the years, Ive started to realize that in life I need to work as hard as I can just to survive, even though we never get paid enough to even eat. You may be reviewing a monologue or reciting lines from a scene as . Anyone? Now to talk about why I was in the hospital. (Looking relieved) Now dont go thinking that I dont like school or that I am dumb. Description: An overachieving teen boasts about her involvements and dreams. Right off the balcony! Hello? Hate is a strong word, but I mean it. I hated the morning greetings, office space, computer, type, print, fax, break, small talk, back to office, yawn, staring at the clock, print, make mistake, constantly worry for the sake of my job. That thou her maid art far more fair than she. Just promise you wont make fun of me. What is wrong with me? If I had to guess I would say that he probably gets treated like that at home. Gender: Female You really couldnt have come on a better day. (pause) Okay, this isnt going to go that way, is it? (pause) Wait, Stacys Mom did what? Blah blah blah blah I love to learn something, something, something I spend my summers attending contemporary art conferences in Europe okay okay, okay wheres the important stuff? Im busy. Great. I do work hard. You dont have room on the wall? YOU KILLED PATRICK AND YOU WANT ME TO HELP MOVE THE BODY? Want to get a role in a drama? She literally loved it to death. Ive been thin all my life. How does it NOT fall over? All monologues are conveniently labeled as male or female and are labeled with the emotions conveyed while performing the monologue. If you fought well, you were guaranteed a spot in the next one. Genre: Comedic. Tommy! Look, Peter, the sky. Cody: My 14 year old daughter has attended auditions on a regular basis for over 2 years (unsuccessfully). I should write a monologue about my mom and how hard she works every day! Dont lose your marbles. Even my best friend wont talk to me anymore, the humiliation is probably too much for her. By: Isabella Besly, Age 13, Texas USA That didnt work for you, did it? The same goes for voting and leadership. (pause) I dont know, maybe because we are MORTAL ENEMIES? Ive calculated every move, gesture, emotion, facial expression, every minute detail to the perfect normal because all you ever wanted was a normal kid, but its just not enough. Ive always wanted to talk to one of you guys, but never got the chance until now. Right there and then-everything else blown away-just you and me Squid. And being in good spirits, I went home and gave one of the tickets to my newly 18-year-old brother, absolutely free. Further, even. No more working from sunup to sundown without so much as a snickerdoodle break! Whats the matter? But then I wake up and I feel the excruciating pain. Im tired of always trying so hard, and its never enough for you. Jaaasssooon Jason! (Waits for a minute for camera to turn off.) Why?! Im not an armrest, IM A HUMAN BEING! Not a chance. This is a Comma-free society. Yeah, Julie had punched someone because he was being rude. It didnt matter in the end, I knew it wouldnt, paper cranes cant cure cancer, I know that.
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