The weather is getting a little nippy. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: He isn't going anywhere with the information, is he? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: As who is? Back, back, all of you. Col. Wilhelm Klink: That I'd have to think over. If you think I wouldn't turn you over to the Gestapo, you are sadly mistaken. Colonel Hogan please, oohhh you went to far. Enjoy the original with a cast, stories, and milieu that will never be duplicated or bettered. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [talking with Colonel Becker] General Burkhalter tells me that you are the commandant of a POW camp, just like me. A child could do that. Signed General Jodl for the F?hrer." You don't even know how to spell the word. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, you don't understand. [pause] So what if you haven't told me who you're calling yet? Newkirk: Jawohl, Herr General! Sgt. "Gring is a fat rat fink." Sgt. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, this transfer is an order from the highest authority in the Third Reich. General von Rauscher, Col. Wilhelm Klink: My dear major, there is no danger of it firing- General von Rauscher: Firing? It's not big enough to stand up in, and it is not big enough to lie down in. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We've got who? I told you. We are determined to destroy this fool at any cost. When I say 'Achtung' I want you all to come to attention at once. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: A lot like me. That way we will get the full impact on public opinion. Col. Robert E. Hogan: And I suppose, uh, she put her arms around you? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Carter, civilians aren't allowed to carry firearms, and besides Kinch'll be outside if you need any help. General von Rauscher: I AM IN CHARGE OF SECURITY- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Never drink on an empty stomach Schultz. Raus! What is this man doing here? Andrew Carter: I think it's much safer to think of something else. Cut the wire. If Maria is our hugger, Gloria is our rocker. You are undermining my confidence. But we can still get him. [repeated line] Schultz: I see NOTHING! Schultz: (After Hogan revealing Newkirk in a Gestapo uniform)What a relief, if the GestapoColonel Hoganwhat is he doing in a uniform! Take them away. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, it's true, we dug the tunnel and tried to escape. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, I am. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You have practically ensured the success of the "Klink Plan". [to Klink and Schultz] General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, stop agreeing with me. General von Rauscher: Responsible for the security of our witness. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, sir, I'm ignorant. Sgt. Showing all 68 items Jump to: Photos (64) Quotes (4) Photos . Colonel Klink: This is Germany. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [to Col. Klink] Who would want to escape from all this beauty? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: We must have a car waiting to take Baumann to the airfield. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I don't know anything about the underground or sabotage. General von Rauscher: Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: For two hours you have been telling me that. Colonel Klink: [runs to the window and shouts outside] Schultz! Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: What are you babbling about? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: [walks in] KLINK! 'Achtung' is a command. And a 'Good day' to you, too, Schultz. Col. Robert E. Hogan: But you'll have to eat it there. Peter Newkirk: Where are we going to hide a tank? Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're the same bunch of guys that put him in business. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You give a birthday party for a prisoner? Mental fitness, that's another. Schultz: [walking in to the office introducing a Captain] Herr Kommandant, this is Captain M?ller. Probably an oversight at headquarters. Col. Wilhelm Klink: The fat prosecutor, whoever that is. Hogan's Heroes was an American television situation comedy that ran from September 17, 1965 to July 4, 1971 on the CBS network for 168 episodes. "WWerner Klemperer, Klink in 'Hogan's Heroes,' Dies at 80". The New York Times. Retrieved 13 October 2018. ^ Witbeck, Charles (April 16, 1967). "Ex-Villain John Banner Turns 'Good Guy' ". Fresno Bee. p. 15-TV via Newspapers.com. ^ "John Banner, the Sgt. Schultz Of 'Hogan's Heroes,' Dies at 63". The New York Times. February 2, 1973. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Then, if you still won't talk, you will be starved, tortured and then shot. Hogan: It's called "unconditional surrender". It's some kind of instructions fro Nimrod. WebThrow away the key. Sgt. Andrew Carter: How true- that's true! Colonel Klink: [about how he got Hogan out of the cooler] I used all my intelligence and craftiness. If they see anybody suspicious, shoot them. But the major has a plan to cripple the entire Russian rocket program. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Mm-hmm, we think it'll, uh it'll go a lot easier for you, sir - you should be prepared. Lurch let in cragnik.". General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter: Physical fitness is one thing. posted by raster at 12:46 PM on November 15, 2005 like terapin, i also think it was Colonel Klink in "Hogan's Heroes" where Klink's "very interesting" might have come from never occured to me to question, maybe someone else knows posted by subatomiczoo at 1:01 PM on November 15, 2005 Charlie Chan? Hogan's Heroes Quotes. QuotesGram The inmates of a German World War II prisoner of war camp conduct an espionage and sabotage campaign right under the noses of their warders. Schultz: I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape Hogan: Yeah? Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. I know NOTHING! It is against the rules. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You're a good-looking girl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: That is where he was truly brilliant. Col. Robert E. Hogan: What kind of explosives have we got, Carter? It was three years ago, in November I think. Peter Newkirk: Monkey, Schultz? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Exactly two miles And she ate a sandwich in the car. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Don't let the war make you cynical, sir. Col. Robert E. Hogan: The party was for me, sir. [puts her arms around him, kisses him], Lady Leslie Chitterly: Come, Robert. I've doubled the tower guards, the searchlights. Cpl. Major Richard Leman: [addressing the flyers] All of you have been chosen for 'Operation Albatross'. Col. Wilhelm Klink: An award? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Well, it's in code. Andrew Carter: Schultz says I might get shot. : [Hogan has ordered Newkirk to fake a toothache]. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Honest with you? [Klink brags that he is in tip-top physical shape]. Schultz: [reading graffiti] "Hess is a mess." General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Nimrod? Hogan: After your supply factory is blown up and the Gestapo blame you and you still want to stay? I did not even get up this morning! General von Rauscher: She is my interpreter, Hochstetter. : Hans Georg Schultz: I said, Yes. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But why should that responsibility fall upon me? NOTHING IS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DUKE OF YORK! You are ignorant! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You read it to me, please, major. One of us or one of them? That's what I would like to hear. Hogan: We're gonna build the bridge with a very special feature. Hogan: I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might tell the truth. We've got him. Louis LeBeau: How do we get it in here? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, are you a spy? Col. Robert E. Hogan: What would you say is the one thing that made the Blue Baron the greatest fighter pilot in World War One? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Major Hochstetter. Physical fitness is one thing. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [surprised] I thought I'd done *everything* in this war! Lady Leslie Chitterly: Robert Robert Hogan! Colonel Klink: Those prisoners will be released over my dead body! You know that guy, Hitler, who wrote it? Maybe they'll send you to a good post. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It is about his defense counsel. That'll be great! Sgt. They got him. How I could have been so fooled by Klink. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: EVERYBODY THOUGHT HE WAS STUPID! Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Except, major, I quite clearly had no part in this whole affair. You are now Big Chief Running Bear Who Goes Swift And Sure To Beer Garden. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Physical fitness is one thing. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Captain Ritter has been ordered to acquaint himself with Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war facilities. Peter Newkirk: Steal a German tank?! You heard the phone ring. What good is a rusty monocle? General von Behler: Stalag 13? We haven't had a friendly chat for some time. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Shultz, impersonating a Wermacht General, has run off a pair of Gestapo men attempting to search the flat of LeBeau's artist friend who will forge the replacement of the painting. If you run away, you live to fight another day." [After Kinchloe switches on a tape of a BBC broadcast in the presence of Klink, Schultz, and the Inspector General von Platzen.]. Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape? I must remember to mention it to my dear Uncle Karl when I write him. Andrew Carter: Where do we take it apart? Cpl. You've already figured how to turn this to your advantage. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Surprise, yes. Sunday edition. Hogan's Heroes stopped airing in 1971. Andrew Carter: [mockingly] Lot of work to do. Coming from the Gestapo, that sounds very funny. Release Calendar Top 250 Movies Most Popular Col. Robert E. Hogan: We still gotta figure a way to make more ammunition. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I see no reason why Colonel Hogan shouldn't watch a demonstration of German efficiency. Hans Georg Schultz: What do you think? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And if you ever tell anyone, I will have you kept in this cooler for a year. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, I could not believe it myself. If we're wrong, what are they gonna do, lock us up? You plant a bomb and a bridge blows up. I meant green dress, of course. Thank you. [Kisses Helga's hand]. Take him away, Klink. This news has me so excited. Since when is he running this prison camp? Hans Georg Schultz: Roll Call! Hans Georg Schultz: That's right! We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your career is a delicate matter. Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What brings you to Stalag 13? I want you to give that a lot of thought on your way to the Eastern Front. That *is* bigger than a piano. You run such a perfect camp, Klink, you have no need for a cooler. Think of the things you two have been through together. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Of course. General: But I don't want to leave the country. This line is spoken by Sergeant Hans Schultz, played by John Banner, in the TV show Hogan's Heroes (1965-1971).. Hogan's Heroes is all about a group of Americans You have chosen the most dangerous man in all of Germany as a witness. Next to 'girls.'. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm glad, there was no time to consult you in advance. I got so excited. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look, I got the idea of stealing it, right? 7. Klink: Yes, I do. What's the bad news?! What witness? I KNOW NOTHING! Col. Robert E. Hogan: Colonel Klink, you're an evil man. They then go to the barracks, and are standing by the door when Klink barges in.). Klink: I worry? I want to know nothing. Therefore Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: ALL HEADS WILL ROLL. Cpl. I'm color-blind, you know. Hans Georg Schultz: Let me see. Schultz: No, no, it is Major Hochstetter. Peter Newkirk: [as Sydney Greenstreet] Oh, fluently, sir, fluently. Please. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: In the first place my wife is neither delightful or charming. Filled with fear, frightened to express any kind of opinion. Andrew Carter: Hey Thank you! Col. Robert E. Hogan: [reads note] My dear Colonel, clever the way you got Wagner out of that prison camp. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Herr General. Peter Newkirk: Now you see that wouldn't be cricket. Hans Georg Schultz: [savoring the irony] All this beauty! The War is back on! Something like that. One of these wires disconnects the fuse, the other one fires the bomb. Cpl. Huh! But it IS time for Roll Call. Burkhalter: Now let me see what we can do with Colonel Hogan. I think the general's going to be ill - deathly ill. Newkirk, we have a job for the Mighty Hogan Art Players. I will crack this in not time at all. Cpl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [discussing the Crittendon Plan] All I can say, Crittendon, is it better be good. But to make a pizza, no. I will throw them in the cooler for life. Hogan: Newkirk, what about a civilian suit this time for me? | Andrew Carter: Uh-huh, and sometimes little old men have big old guns. Beggars can't be choosers, you know. You didn't know behind that stern soldier, there is a a world traveler, a dreamer a lover! Klink isn't too bright, you know. Col. Robert E. Hogan: There's a rule or something? And who are we gonna believe? [Hochstetter pulls out gun] Me leaving. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Like all of us, the general has his good points as well as his faults. I will be here every single day until I find these men. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I think I have an idea on how to explain the noise. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, you meant the lady in the red dress, and she has been eating steadily for an hour and a half. For the next two weeks it's death takes a holiday. But you were here. If I can play Richard III, I can play a Nazi. WebHogan's Heroes Memorable Quotes Quotes from Hogan's Heroes Schultz:"Col. Hogan, if you ever escape." Hogan:"Yeah?" Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's the hotel, all right. Andrew Carter: Hey, gang! Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What's there to behold? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Not like you. Col. Wilhelm Klink: They say we are holding a girl. Col. Robert E. Hogan: If Carter's bombs don't do it, we may have to poison that bridge. I never want to hear about the Air Corps again! [laughs. Cpl. Cpl. Everybody out, out, out, out, out, out, out! It wasn't for me. What do I do? Schultz: Me send for you? She must be an orangutan. We had to lose him - he was bad luck. Movies. Hogan: Well if it makes you feel any better, sir, there IS a chimpanzee raking in the garden. It's about time we got a little color into the war. Cpl. Company Credits Col. Robert E. Hogan: Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. You saw me write down the message. WebHappy to read and share the best inspirational Sergeant Schultz Hogan's Heroes quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes. If there's one thing I'm not, it's a talker General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I must admit if there is anything more outstanding than your humility, it's your golden silence. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Operation Albatross? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Interrupting] HOLD IT! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: But, uh where is there to go in a prison camp? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Schultz tells about his evening] Don't just stand there, Schultz. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Look, I got the idea of stealing it, right? Col. Robert E. Hogan: This little caper of yours better come off. We don't want our audience walking out on us. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: That is me. The most wanted man in Germany and we've got him. Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing. I know NOTHING! Klink: [tantruming] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! WebContext. Andrew Carter: I yell and scream at him, call him a few twelve-letter names, and if he still gives me an argument, I think of something else. Am I not clever? Col. Robert E. Hogan: I've got a present for you from Carter. Colonel Hauptmann is a very lucky man. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face.
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